The Craziest Thing Ever Written II, (Extended)

 The Craziest Thing Ever Written

The craziest thing ever written occurred on the 30th of December,

2009, at 4:49 PM, in Ventura, California, in a small guest house

behind 61 S Coronado. And here it is: monsters in the eye of

Glulock does not occupy the attention of my shit in shorts that could

golumpuly with the familiar in Denmark. Well, that is at least a

snippet of what is to come. The craziest thing ever written, that is.

Is it poetic? Is it just pure alliteration? The emphasis on G perhaps?

Well, then that starts to sound a bit like a musical analysis. What if

we had some more? If flompulus goes over to the mamimbular

collection of tansity and tenacity of the occult demons filing for

divorce in witchlock while the inglory of my midnight soul cocketh

outward in the denim of flakula. Did you lose respect for me? Am I

creative, or just some kind of asshole? Well, this can all be

explained away as just free association of ideas and nincompoops.

But what can not be rationalized are the bits between the madness.

Which madness? One might say the madness betwixt the

gobledeygook, or the madness between the apparently sane words?

Goddamn it! Once and for all, I will explain to you the hard of

reading: the backtracked flirtatious cock suckers of the future.

(F's...)

On my left, I see whiskers, feet, triangle-shaped ears, fur, and total

cuteness. On my right, I see skin, legs, boobs, pussy, stoompy, hair,

lips, and total cuteness. If we use a straightforward logic

and a type of parenthetical logic, we should be able to substitute

one cuteness for the next? That one type of cuteness involves filling

the spongy tissue with blood, while the other type of cuteness fills

the gray matter with blood, resulting in a"aaawwwwww, God

dammit, look at that little cute guy! "...Well?

What about David Carradine, who masturbated his dick with a

baggie over his face? Is that the craziest thing you ever heard? No?

WWIII is the craziest thing I ever heard. Capitalism that became

feudalism again and again and again, and nobody ever learns? Yep.

That, I concur, Is Very Very Crazy. King of the Hill just don't woik!

Neva did, neva will. I mean, aren't we beyond this? Hoarding.

Aren't we beyond this? No? Yes. This really is the craziest thing

ever written. On a New Year's Eve Eve. Totally inexplicable.

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