a ladies room in a new york bookstore

 The Ladies Room

I was in a bookstore in Manhattan

One day

And I had to take a horrible shit

The clerk told me that the men's room

was out of order

So I used the women's room

There was this fifty-year-old, sweaty,

Nervous white guy hangin' around in the

Restroom area

I think he was homosexual

When I got into the stall

I saw all this female graffiti

One read:

"I wanna suck some guy's 10" cock"

Another read:

"I'm so glad I met my boyfriend.

I love him sooo much."

Another read:

"Don't any of you bitches have anything

Important to say?"

My personal favorite read:

"...JACK ASS"

I began to doubt that there were any

Differences between men and women, since

Both love to talk about the male anatomy

I wiped my ass, and since I

weigh 260 lbs., I began to

sweat something terrible.

When I came out of the stall

A woman was horribly shocked

By my presence.

She said:

"This is the "Ladies Room" you know!!!"

I said:

"Oh, yeah, yeah..."

The woman in the stall next to mine

came out and was horrified that a

MAN" had shat next to her

She gave me a horrible grimace

I stood there and took my time

washing my hands while the two

ladies tapped their feet, humming,

waiting for my "exodus."

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